Breaking News from the 5pam Buck3t!!!11!~! January 25, 2007
Posted by dave128 in Internet.add a comment

So the spammers have gone from being honest (Remortgage your home, Enlarge your penis) to pretending to be your bestest friend (Check out what Todd said about you!) to avant-garde poetry (lifeless vending machine, questioning lifeboat, omnipresent desegregation).
Now we’ve got fake newsheadlines. I wonder what they’ll come up with next…
Everything in Iraq going well!!
Bush’s NEW Plan will Succeed
Bush’s Approval Rating: 89%